Weather & Traffic

Church Schedules

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We know how you love you some God. So here you are, God-fearing folk. Go check out The First Baptist Church of Chicago. Check out some B-K-F-S-T on Sunday morning at 9 a.m., chillaxe until Worship at 11 a.m. or heck, go get you some God at the 6:30 p.m. Prayer Meeting. You're welcome, Children of Christ. More appropriately, you're welcome to the Kingdom of Heaven.

Easter Weekend Weather

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Extended periods of Christ's love followed by eternal love and forgiveness as evidenced by his dying and rising for your sins.

"Hangin' in there for you, humanity!"

Weather

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We've got a chilly one coming up, so don't forget to bundle up for those Ugly Christmas Sweater parties. They are HILARIOUS.

Gem Sweater

 

Traffic

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The 25th Annual Flying Nuns Convention hits Chicago this week. Steer clear of falling rulers and confiscated yo-yos.

The Chicago New Hippie Society is sponsoring “I Care about the Environment Today Day.” Be prepared to duck smelly barefooted freaks walking down LSD just to ruin your life.

Madison Bus Schedule

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So for all of yinz guys clamoring for the Madison bus schedules, here are a few highpoints. The Madison bus goes down Madison Avenue, it stops at Austin and Wabash, among other junctures. If you want to catch it at Kedzie, 5:08 would be an ideal time. Cheers!

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