That Dude Wants To Kick Your Ass
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Wow. I don’t know what you said to that dude, but he is seriously pissed off. He totally wants to kick your ass.
How do I know? He’s staring right you and he looks like he’s ready to murder somebody. No! Don’t turn around. Shit, he saw you. He’s more pissed now.
Well you must have said something!
Jesus. He’s pounding those beers. He’s had like six since you got back from the bathroom.
You talked to him in the bathroom? What’d you say?
That’s it: “Do you play football?” That doesn’t sound so bad. He’s a big dude. He does look like he plays football. You’re sure that’s it?
Hey, don’t get mad at me. I’m on your side here. I don’t want to see you get your ass kicked either. I’m just trying to figure out what’s going on.
Holy crap. He’s eating wing after wing and staring right at you the whole time. I’ve never seen anything like it.
Alright, so you didn’t say anything to him other than the football thing. What’d you do, stare at his dick when he was taking a leak? Ha ha.
Why were you staring at his dick?!
That’s racist, man. Just ‘cuz he’s a big scary black dude, it doesn’t mean he has a big--
No shit? That big? Wow.
Oh my God. He just pointed at you and did this.
Pay attention! He drew his finger across his throat like this. Like he’s gonna kill you.
Fuck. He just pointed at me. He thought I was doing it back to him. He’s on his way over. Fuck fuck fuck.
Hey! Where are you going? Get back here! Don’t leave me alone with this dude! He’s psycho! Get back-
Help! HELP!
