Chauncy’s Five Drunken Thoughts of the Week
![Chauncy ‘Buzz’ Killington II](http://www.brownspotonline.com/sites/default/files/imagecache/Author/photos/Old Man.jpg "With the maturity level of a 16-year-old boy and the build of a 66-year-old
man, Chauncy spends most of his time trying to better both his mind
and body, and often shits his diaper in the process ... Enter his
affinity for making contributions to the Brown Spot. If you don't
enjoy his work, he has only this to say: "Fuck you ... And get off my
lawn!"")
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5.) Blago: “Should I try to sell my seat to the Cubs/Sox Cross town Classic tonight, or just Gag myself in front of my daughters again?”
4.) I wonder if Miley Cyrus is also considering naming her new speckled goldfish Miley C.
3.) How is a 12 in. sandwich that costs $7.87 a five dollar foot-long?
2.) Do birds wish they could run?
1.) Should I put dubs on my 1994 non-functioning Jeep Cherokee just to be ironic, or would that offend the Native Americans?
