Take your Caps Off for America’s 15 Motions of Fame
![Chauncy ‘Buzz’ Killington II](http://www.brownspotonline.com/sites/default/files/imagecache/Author/photos/Old Man.jpg "With the maturity level of a 16-year-old boy and the build of a 66-year-old
man, Chauncy spends most of his time trying to better both his mind
and body, and often shits his diaper in the process ... Enter his
affinity for making contributions to the Brown Spot. If you don't
enjoy his work, he has only this to say: "Fuck you ... And get off my
lawn!"")
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1.) Michael Jackson left behind his actual corpse to be displayed in a celebrity wax museum. America, FUCK YEAH!
2.) Lindsay Lohan was paid 70K to throw a premature birthday party for herself. America, FUCK YEAH!
3.) Michael Vick quit his job as a construction worker because “The days were too dog-gone long.” America, FUCK YEAH!
4.) Billy Bob Thorton is poor again. America, FUCK YEAH!
5.) Meg Ryan will play Michael Jackson in the upcoming movie about his life. America, FUCK YEAH!
6.) Hopefully no children will be harmed during the making of that movie. America, FUCK YEAH!
7.) Ben Affleck witnessed the attack on Pearl Harbor. America, FUCK YEAH!
8.) Denzel Washington didn’t mean to shoot that friendly in ‘Courage Under Fire’. America, HOO-RAH FUCK YEAH!
9.) Jack Nicholson thinks you can’t handle the truth, but you probably can. America, FUCK YEAH!
10.) Michael Jackson’s corpse will play Meg Ryan in ‘Still Sleepless in Seattle’. America, FUCK YEAH!
11.) Tom Hanks was a teacher who was able to save Private Ryan, making teachers all across the country realize that there are other options out there, with benefits. America, FUCK YEAH!
12.) Gary Coleman wants to know what Willis is talking about. America, FUCK YEAH!
13.) If you wear a ski mask into a 7-11, the guy at the counter will shoot you. America, FUCK YEAH!
14.) You can buy stock in Old Spice. America, FUCK YEAH!
15.) If you tell my grandpa to put that in his pipe and smoke it, 9 times of out of 10 he will smoke whatever you’re pointing at.
