By Category, Affectionate, Between-Bros Nicknames Overheard During a Recent Trip to John Barleycorn – Wrigleyville

Entertainment
• Bro-ey Buttafucco (former child-molester)
• Uncle Bro-ey Gladstone (Full House uncle/most underrated comedian of all time/Detroit Red Wings fan)
• Brody Jenner
• Bro-athon Hyde Pierce (ambiguously g*y brother of Kelsey Grammer)
• Buffa-bro Bill (Hannibal Lector's failed science experiment)

Politics
• Barack Brobama (Bro Elect)
• Broseph Stalin (most terrifying Russian mustache of the 20th century)

Sports
• Bro Montana (I think I'll go upstairs and m*sterbate now)
• Bromeo Crennel (now defunct Cleveland Browns bowling ball)
• Bro Namath (Suzie Kolber make out partner)
• Mike Brolic (of ESPN Radio fame)
• Dan Marin-bro (Ace Ventura Pet Detective Star)

Dinosaurs
• Bro-asauras Rex

Large Mammals
• Hipp-bro-potamus
• Bro-noceros
• Wooly Bro-mouth

International Cities
• Brokyo

International Cities/Tobacco Brands
• Bro-penhagen

Fortune 500
• General Bro-tors
• Exxon Bro-bil
• Home De-bro
• Coca Bro-la