Sam Mechling

There comes a time in any young man's life when he begins to discover the differences between men and women. During this confusing time, the young man's parents will attempt to provide guidance on the subject. For me, this fateful day came following a manufacturer-recommended mattress rotation, from whence my mother stumbled upon a well-worn copy of "Butt Lust" and an inexplicably stiff Nerf Turbo.