Paul O'Toole

Celebrities from Abe Vigoda to Dakota Fanning have been put on notice. 

“It’s time to die.”

So said Death in an exclusive interview with the Brown Spot.

I sat down with Death this afternoon for drinks at Rockit.  Dressed in a black robe and carrying his trademark scythe, Death certainly stood out in the sea of suits and sundresses at the trendy River North watering hole.  I asked Him about the recent rash of celebrity deaths.

“It all started last week with Ed McMahon,” Death said.  “I was surprised by how much attention I got.”