Dutch McClintock

For some time, you have suspected your ex-girlfriend Kelly’s new boyfriend Jake has you beat in some areas.  This is incorrect.  Jake has you beat in all areas.

Jake is better than you.

Jake has a better job.  He is a physician.  He makes sick children feel better.  He is fulfilled by his work and he is respected by his fellow man.  He earns a solid income too.  He deserves it.